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DA BRUMMIE* CODE

 

WITH PICTURES!
Great One Liners

A Birmingham version of the Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown
Only funny
REALLY funny
Guaranteed to make you laugh or your money back funny

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  Statue of Boulton, Watt & Murdoch   CHAPTER ONE

S'gone!
Statue of Boulton, Watt & Murdock

             

CHAPTER TWO

Legal people look for it
Wearing batman costumes and carrying bombs?!
THE CLUE:
It's crowded, its tacky, it’ll cost you an arm and a leg.
To eat in this place where there’s a statues head

 
 
 

CHAPTER THREE

They look everywhere!
<<<<< man looking by Floozie in Jacuzzi

 

 
 
CHAPTER FOUR

They look in interesting places
The Bull Ring Shopping Centre

 
 

CHAPTER FIVE

 

And some not so interesting places
Rover at Longbridge, before the Japs came

 
 

CHAPTER SIX

 

And they've got baddies after them!
New Street, Birmingham
THE CLUE:
You'll find it here, some things so rare
A ring that someone cannot wear

 


 

 

CHAPTER SEVEN

Oooh, two clues, and they're running all over town
CLUE 1: Sue she ate from little dishes, at a place that don't sell fridges

CLUE 2: It's green, it's lumpy, it looks like a great big poo.  Outside the symphony the clue waits for you.
Chamberlain Square

 

 

CHAPTER EIGHT

It's all so exciting!

CLUE: Leave the money in the poo properly sealed, then walk down Broad Street and all will be revealed.


Brummie people waiting by Bullring for next episode

  CHAPTER NINE

Really, too exciting for words!

Do they find it?  Do they?  Eh?  Read it and see.
 

Birmingham Council House - where it all begins ... and ends?


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The Da Vinci Code                                                                                                                                                    Temping Assignments
With a nod towards Dan Brown's 'Da Vinci Code'
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